Cool Write Ups (2)

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife
"I wish you were here." The message received by wife, "I wish you were her."
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A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to the railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."
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A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says let's put, you are not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it? The man says,
Well put: "You are not getting older", at the top and
You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didnt start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake
"You are not getting older at the top,
you are getting better at the bottom"

Share Everything.
Play Fair.
Dont hit people.
Put things back where you found them.
Clean up your own mess.
Dont take things that arent yours.
Say a sorry when you hurt somebody.
Wash your hands before you eat.
Flush.
Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
Live a balanced life.
Learn some and think some and draw some and paint and sing and dance and play and work some.

Take a nap every afternoon.
When you go out in the little world, watch out for traffic.
Hold hands and stick together.
Be aware of wonder.

Remember the little seed in the plastic cup, the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.

Gold fish and hamsters and white mice and even little seed in the plastic cup, they all die. So do we.

And then remember the book about Dick and Jane, the first word you learnt the biggest word of all, LOOK.

Everything you need to know is There is somewhere the Golden Rule, and Love and Basic Sanitation, Ecology and Politics and same living.

Think of what a better world it would be, if we all, the whole world had cookies and milk at about 3 oclock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankets for a nap.
OR
If we had a basic policy in our nation and other nations, to always put things back where we found them and cleaned our own messes.

And it is still true no matter how old you are its best to hold hands and stick together.

You might be best friends one year,
pretty good friends the next year,
don't talk that often the next year,
and don't want to talk at all the year after that.
So, I just wanted to say,
even if I never talk to you again in my life,
you are special to me and you have made a difference
in my life,
I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

Send this to all your friends,
no matter how often you talk,
or how close you are,
and send it to the person who sent it to you.
Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them,
and tell new friends you never will.
Remember, everyone needs a friend,
someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all,
just remember this e-mail
and take comfort in knowing
somebody out there cares about you and always will

Pay attention to what you read. After you read this, you will know the reason it was sent to you! People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person.

When someone is in your life for a REASON . . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered. And now it is time to move on.

Then people come into your life for a SEASON. Because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They bring you an experience of peace, or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season.

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons: things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person, and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.
Thank you for being a part of my life.
Stop here and just SMILE if you don't want to do this last part:

This is to show people you love them and to see how many people love you!!!!! Don't feel embarrassed, because only you will get the results. Send it to every friend that you have online, including the person who sent it to you.
0 Replies = you need to work on your "people skills"
2 Replies = you're nice, but need to be more outgoing
4 Replies = you have picked your friends well
6 Replies = you are downright popular
8 or More = you are totally awesome!!!!
(Probably why you're on MY list!)

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching.

If your birthday is on...

December 23rd~ January 1st = Red
January 2nd ~ January 11th = Orange
January 12th ~ January 24th = Yellow
January 25th ~ February 3rd = Pink
February 4th ~ February 8th = Blue
February 9th ~ February 18th = Green
February 19th ~ February 28th = Brown
February 1st ~ March 10th = Aqua
March 11th ~ March 20th = Lime
March 21st = Black
March 22nd ~ March 31st = Purple
April 1st ~ April 10th = Navy
April 11th ~ April 20th = Silver
April 21st ~ April 30th = White
May 2st ~ May 14th = Blue
May 15th ~ May 24th = Gold
May 25th ~ June 3rd = Cream
June 4th ~ June 13th = Grey
June 14th ~ June 23rd = Maroon
June 24th = Grey
June 25th ~ July 4th = Red
July 5th ~ July 14th = Orange
July 15th ~ July 25th = Yellow
July 26th ~ August 4th = Pink
August 5th ~ August 13th = Blue
August 14th ~ August 23rd = Green
August 24th ~ September 2nd = Brown
September 3rd ~ Septemeber 12th = Aqua
September 13th ~ September 22nd = Lime
September 23rd = Olive
September 24th ~October 3rd = Purple
October 4th ~ October 13th = Navy
October 14th ~ October 23rd = Silver
October 24th ~November 11th = White
November 12th ~ November 21st = Gold
November22nd ~ December 1st = Cream
December 2nd ~ December 11th = Grey
December 12th~ December 21st = Maroon
December 22nd = Teal

*RED*
Cute and lovable type, You are picky but always inlove...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.

*CREAM*
Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.

*TEAL*
You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You
like tolead, and is easy for you to make new friends.

*GREY*
You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to
be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humour.

*GREEN*
You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.

*GOLD*
you know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.

*PINK*
you are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for
romantic love like in a fairytale.

*YELLOW*
you are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And are always dreaming of romantic relationship.

*MAROON*
You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to make things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble for not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.

*ORANGE*
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for
ever.

*PURPLE*
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.

*LIME*
You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.

*SILVER*
You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life are normally hard and confusing.

*BLACK*
You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.

*OLIVE*
You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.

*BROWN*
You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.

*BLUE*
You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.

*NAVY*
you are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive
them.

*WHITE*
you dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.

*AQUA*
your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like traveling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily, sometimes you get hurt by love.

LOVE IS VERY DIFFICULT TO FIND BUT WHEN YOU FIND IT NEVER LOOSE IT